Monday, July 21, 2008

I THINK I LIKE THIS MAN...



TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF ( ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These are the reasons why;

He who created the "tent city jail". He told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails.

Took away their weights.

Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.


Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until its time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in t live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers cant afford to have for themselves.

Maricopa County was spending about 18million USD a year on stray animals. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who would like to adopt animal.

He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens.

Deep Tots:
WAY TO GO JOE! If all prisons in Malaysia were like yours, crime rates would probably go down! We would not be in the current position of running out of prison spaces. Dont you think so Malaysians???

If you agree, tell this to your friends.. If you dont, do whatever you may wish...

1 comment:

Pak_Anjang said...

yeah, me too..I think I like this guy. Got principles, had own way of educating the prisoners the hard way - so that they will think twice to do something bad & to be taken back to his prison.
Why don't they do it in Malaysia?