Monday, June 23, 2008

JOKES ASIDE...


MBA student VS BE student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized by Britain.

So jokes aside for a moment... Relate this with our Malaysian Lawmakers.

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
setup their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that...
... there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powered and we are small and insignificant
Meteorologically, it seem we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Then the MBA asks the BE student,
"What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks,
"PRACTICALLY... PRACTICALLY...
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT"


Politic talks = 0% COMMON SENSE!!!!

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